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Since you were man enough to lie down and make a baby, you should be man enough to stand up and be a daddy.

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Best friends in everything, I smile when you smile. I cry when you cry. I write a memoriam when you jump off the bridge.

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Experience is gained after making wrong decisions.

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Old people turn to nag at the least thing.

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Your parents taught you to give your old toys to the less privileged. So be happy when you see your ex with his new girl.

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If you have the time to talk behind my back, it means I'm really worth the time and effort.

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Allow your ex to boast about you not finding someone exactly like them. At least it means it has gotten to that point you don't need someone like them.

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People don't hate you. They only hate themselves for not being you.

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Be sure your man cooks and cleans. Be sure he's good in bed. Be sure he never crosses you the wrong way. And you are in a perfect relationship.

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Don't hate the jealous. They are there to make you know you are important.

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