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If you love me, I'll move mountains. If you hurt me, I'll drop them on your head!

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Seat-belts designed with women in mind.

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If you see a man open the car door for a lady, know that either the woman is new or the car is.

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Stop pushing and pulling, it is not necessary.

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I am a 'Wonder' Woman. As I often wonder where my keys were left, wonder why I gain weight, wonder where all my money goes, wonder where my phone was placed, often wonder why I need to wonder.

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Let your happiness reflect on everything around you.

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If they treat you bad, love them. If they continue to treat you bad, continue to love them.

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People who make you sad shouldn't even come within a kilometre of you.

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You pointed at me with a ruler and said at one end was an idiot. I am just wondering which end of the ruler it is.

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Your Prince Charming will surely come. Only I hope he does not turn out like my Prince Charming; he was too stubborn to accept he's wrong, and too arrogant to express his love.

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