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JUST FOR FUN: Real love = Football Match. Dating = Match Rehearsals. Arranged Marriage = Warm Ups. Marriage = Friendly. Divorce Papers = Yellow Card. Divorce = Red Card. Break Up = Prolongation. Parents Disagree = Fair play. Wife Left = Midfielder. Wife Comes Back = Centre Forward. Pregnant = Penalty. Sis-in-law = Team Captain. Wife's Friends = Team Coach.

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The original juicer Enjoy!!

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Smoke as many digital cigarettes as you want. It will be easy to recharge.

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Yeah, go baby! Enjoy the drink. Cheers!!

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You are very welcome to Paris.

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I always wear a smile even when my heart is crying.

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Dear ex, I wouldn't delete you as a Facebook friend. I want you to see the happiness I found after you left.

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They say you are what you think. Well I think I'm rich but I'm not

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Message is much more exciting than Notification!!

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Everybody loves weekends. That's why we are all happy to say "thank God it's Friday". Yet weekends come and go so quickly you lack time to adjust.

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